Good News: You've finally landed the contract and got that big promotion.

Bad News: People in your office generally frown upon this promotion and see it as a political move on the bosses part. All your coworkers despise you for it.

Good News: In your new corner office, you won't have to see your annoying coworkers again. You even get a hot secretary.

Bad News: The secretary's political ideologies are sharply opposed to your own. So much, in fact, that you feel sick to your stomach when her shapely form crosses your field of view and full-on vomitus overtakes you when her red tongue speaks. Through the grapevine spreads the rumour that you're suffering from an eating disorder. You become demoralized by the odd, strained conversation at the water cooler.

Good news: With all the people despising and not talking to you, it becomes obvious that there is nothing around work for you to do except work. Your productivity sky-rockets, and your boss has you next in line for another promotion!